05 December 2009

Well, it's December again. Say hello to seasonal affective disorder, crowded city streets, donation guilt, and good-bye to what's left of your meager checking account.

It's been a rough week, climaxing on Thursday afternoon, during my full on mental break down at work. Complete with snot waterfall and hyperventilation. AWKWARD. Working at a company that publishes books on how to resolve whatever mental health issue you can come up with only serves to make me feel worse, being too busy to crack open one of the books I'm working on and give something a try. Ah, well... Needless to say I'm glad that's over.

If you ask me though, the remedy to the winter blues, the social anxiety, and the financial stress can be resolved quickly, and easily in the following way:

Get your ass to a grocery store, buy some tomato soup, heat it up, and make yourself a god damn grilled cheese sandwich to go along with it. If you're feeling saucy, maybe even have a brownie for dessert.

I don't know if that really works, but I'm about to test it out. I'll let you know. (I am not a mental health professional, and cannot be held responsible for anyone's decision to go off their prescribed regimen and attempt to remedy their sociopathic behaviors with grilled cheese.)